Stuff I Wrote

 
Not Your Bride - Hiba Khan Art

Not Your Bride - Hiba Khan Art

Almost Arranged

Summer is supposed to be about fun and poor decisions filled with endless tumultuous Sunday Fundays and rooftop brunches. It’s basically about trying to make your life look more like a pinterest board brought to life.


Tomi Lahren and the Misplaced White Outrage

Note: This was written in February 2016 after Super Bowl 50 so the news is pretty old but the sentiment is still there.

Tomato Lupus

Tomato Lupus


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Overcoming Your Role As The Supporting Character To Your Own Anxiety

You are the hero of our own story. You play the starring role in your story and I play the starring role in mine. Every morning you wake up, scratch your butt one cheek at a time, poop, and then stare deeply into your own reflection’s eyes as you brush your teeth.