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3 Makeup Looks That Will Make Your NSA Agent Say "Wow! I'm So Lucky I Get To Watch Her Every Move" - FLEXX

You might be thinking that there's no reason to put on makeup and look presentable because no one is going to be seeing you, especially not in quarantine. Have you ever stopped to think about the NSA agent assigned to watch your every move?

"Indian Matchmaking is Barbaric" Says Woman Who Binges Every Season of 'Married At First Sight' - FLEXX

Claire Bergen took to Twitter late Wednesday night after watching two whole episodes of the new Netflix reality show to share her thoughts on Indian Matchmaking . While she thoroughly enjoyed and relished in the relationships formed and destroyed on shows like Married At First &

A Message From Your Vision Board

Congrats! You're finally done with Vision Board 2020 aka me. Your vision is so clear, it's like you ave dare I say, 20/20 vision. I'm loving the custom font you painstakingly stenciled and cut out with your own two hands. You have blisters the size of Ritz crackers but it's nothing a little aloe vera can't fix.

Almost Arranged

Summer is supposed to be about fun and poor decisions filled with endless tumultuous Sunday Fundays and rooftop brunches. It's basically about trying to make your life look more like a pinterest board brought to life. My summer has instead resembled dark side of Tumblr.

Overcoming Your Role As The Supporting Character To Your Own Anxiety

You are the hero of our own story. You play the starring role in your story and I play the starring role in mine. Every morning you wake up, scratch your butt one cheek at a time, poop, and then...